By Andrew Vazquez on December 27, 2017 — 1 min read

Conventional wisdom from all pockets of humanity tells us to avoid arguing with an unreasonable person. If people of all cultures can agree on one thing, then it’s probably for a good reason.

I’m not going to rehash any of the wisdom that’s out there on the subject. I will, however, offer you a method of simulating what it’s like arguing with an unreasonable person if you’ve never experienced it. It would be a true shame for you to miss out on what everyone else on the planet has a firm handle on.

  1. Take a hammer.
  2. Throw it up in the air.
  3. Catch it with your face.
  4. Repeat until unconsciousness and or severe physical trauma is achieved.
  5. Record the results for posterity.

You’re welcome.